The 72nd Golden Globes - Updated Winners

When  it rains, it pours. SAG Awards nominations were announced yesterday, and today we have the Golden Globes. (The Globes are always super fun, and I can't wait to see the fun. They're always way more  laid back than the Academy Awards.)

Again, since they air January 11, 2015, and I'm as yet unsure where I'll be, I won't guarantee any liveblogging. I will post again with the updated winners when the time comes, however. (I'm more likely to have access to a television for January 11, though!)

UPDATE: I do have access to a television! Watching live. As always, I update throughout the show, bolding the winning people as we go along. I'm also going to put my commentary underneath each specific category, with the commentary on Amy and Tina's antics at the top before the nominees.

Here we go!

Amy and Tina are ALREADY on point - somehow making the North Korea threat funny without attacking anyone except the quality of The Interview.
Bahahaha - LOVE the Emma Stone shot for the Big Eyes reference.
As always, Steve Carell is the king of the stone faced look.
Nice, Tina, NICE, with the human woman comment!
I don't think I've ever seen Wes Anderson at an awards show. He looks very uncomfortable, and not used to being called out.
THANK YOU, LADIES, FOR THAT EXCELLENT JOKE ABOUT AMAL AND GEORGE, YES, YES.
Excellent Sondheim, Amy and Tina.
Oh, whoaaaaaa, Bill Cosby. Okay, the Cosby impressions are not great, but at least it's BEING MENTIONED.
Benedict Cumberbatch is probably one of the cutest people on the planet.  ON THE PLANET. Pretending to be completely enamoured with Jennifer Aniston.
This North Korea thing got out of hand. It's not funny, in any way, and is only going to make people in North Korea angry and offended. This is so beneath Tina and Amy. UPDATE: It got a tiny bit better with Margaret Cho talking about Orange Is the New Black, though. Still desperate and beneath them.

That was an EXCELLENT speech, ABOUT free speech. It definitely deserved a standing ovation.

BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
Boyhood
Foxcatcher
The Imitation Game
Selma
The Theory of Everything

I called this. But only in the last few hours of today, after hearing way more and seeing the love it got. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS.
Also, the guy who came up on stage and yelled "Dude!" before shaking someone's hand is pretty hilarious and one of my favourites.

BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
Julianne Moore - Still Alice
Reese Witherspoon - Wild
Rosamund Pike - Gone Girl
Felicity Jones - The Theory of Everything
Jennifer Aniston - Cake

None of these incredible ladies would have been a surprise. None of them. They're all so talented, and I've heard incredible things about all their performances. (And can attest directly to that with Rosamund Pike, that lady floored me.) But Julianne Moore is always incredible, so this is still well deserved. Gotta read the book and see the movie ASAP!

BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
Eddie Redmayne - The Theory of Everything
Benedict Cumberbatch - The Imitation Game
Steve Carell - Foxcatcher
David Oyelowo - Selma
Jake Gyllenhaal - Nightcrawler

I was NOT expecting that. I adore Eddie Redmayne, but I didn't know if he would win! I was totally expecting Cumberbatch, even without having seen any of these films. I've still heard he does an astounding job, and I cannot wait to see this film. He's also adorable.

BEST MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Birdman
Into the Woods
The Grand Budapest Hotel
St. Vincent
Pride

I was actually shocked here. I didn't think this would win at all! I wasn't a huge fan - I've liked some of Wes Anderson's other films way better - but it's fun to see something like that win, with it being so quirky and so Wes Anderson. Although from what I'm hearing, Pride is also incredible. I liked Into the Woods, but didn't think it was gonna win, necessarily.

BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Amy Adams - Big Eyes
Julianne Moore - Maps To the Stars
Emily Blunt - Into the Woods
Helen Mirren - The Hundred Foot Journey
Quevenzhané Wallis - Annie 

I wasn't entirely expecting Amy! Although I haven't seen anything other than Into the Woods, so I guess I didn't really have expectations? But I always love Amy Adams, so I'm excited. (Though Emily was awesome awesome awesome.)

BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Michael Keaton - Birdman
Bill Murray - St. Vincent
Ralph Fiennes - The Grand Budapest Hotel
Joaquin Phoenix - Inherent Vice
Christoph Waltz - Big Eyes

I  kind of figured on this one. Although I haven't seen Birdman. Because I'm really slacking on my nominated films! They're just hard to access when they're not in theatres very long and I miss them. Also, I'm cheap. But I LOVE Michael Keaton.
Ooh, slight dig at the Academy Awards about the comedy category. (Although the Globes are STILL terrible at actually putting things in the right category, and also for categorizing musicals under comedy.)

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
The Lego Movie
Big Hero 6
How to Train Your Dragon 2
The Boxtrolls
The Book of Life

I feel like this is a surprise! I have seen absolutely none of these, though I'm sure they're good and have heard good things about most of them. (Except Boxtrolls.) I thought it might be The Lego Movie or The Book of Life. I also don't have a real opinion, because I'm not a huge fan of animated films. But congrats! (And THANK YOU for thanking the author!)

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Ida (Poland/Denmark)
Leviathan (Russia)
Force Majeure Turist (Sweden)
Gett: The Trial of Viviane Amsalem Gett (Israel)
Tangerines Mandariinid (Estonia)

I really, really want to see more foreign films. These look great, and I'm actually a huge fan. (Whenever people are like, 'I hate watching them because I have to read subtitles,' I get incredibly rage-y. That's a terrible excuse! At least to me. To not even try is ridiculous.) I just wish I had a more accessible way of viewing these incredible films.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE
Patricia Arquette - Boyhood
Meryl Streep - Into the Woods
Keira Knightley - The Imitation Game
Emma Stone - Birdman
Jessica Chastain - A Most Violent Year

NICE! I've heard nothing but good things about Boyhood, and though Meryl always deserves the highest acclaim, she USUALLY wins, so I'm glad to see Patricia up there. They worked so hard and it's an incredible story. (Again, I've heard.) And I always love to hear nominees recognising the others they're nominated with. Now, I just want to hear even more about Boyhood and watch it ASAP.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE
J.K. Simmons - Whiplash
Edward Norton - Birdman
Mark Ruffalo - Foxcatcher
Ethan Hawke - Boyhood
Robert Duvall - The Judge

From what I've heard, this is a very, very well deserved award. J.K. Simmons is one of my favourite actors, and he deserves this recognition. I can't wait to see Whiplash, and though I'm not ENTIRELY sure if he'll win the Oscar, I've heard he should. 

BEST DIRECTOR - MOTION PICTURE
Richard Linklater - Boyhood
Alejandro Iñárritu - Birdman
Ava DuVernay - Selma
Wes Anderson - The Grand Budapest Hotel
David Fincher - Gone Girl

Not going to lie - I adored Fincher's direction of Gone Girl. He was the only one, to me, who could have helmed that. And Ava DuVernay - from what I've heard of Selma, she's incredible. However, I have also heard amazing things about Boyhood, and just the concept of what Richard Linklater created is fascinating to me. 

BEST SCREENPLAY - MOTION PICTURE
Alejandro Gonzalez Iñárritu, Nicolás Giacobone, Alexander Dinelaris, Armando Bo - Birdman
Richard Linklater - Boyhood
Gillian Flynn - Gone Girl
Wes Anderson - The Grand Budapest Hotel
Graham Moore - The Imitation Game

I have heard great things about this film. I wasn't entirely expecting it - I thought Imitation Game or Boyhood - but there we are! (Also, Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig are hilarious, but that joke lasted so long, and was so unfunny by the end.)

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE - MOTION PICTURE
Alexandre Desplat - The Imitation Game
Johann Johansson - The Theory of Everything
Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross - Gone Girl
Antonio Sanchez - Birdman
Hans Zimmer - Interstellar

I haven't heard the score, but from what I'm hearing right now, YES. Although I did really like the Gone Girl score too. 

BEST ORIGINAL SONG - MOTION PICTURE
"Big Eyes" - Big Eyes
"Glory" - Selma
"Mercy Is" - Noah
"Opportunity" - Annie
"Yellow Flicker Beat" - The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

 I really liked Yellow Flicker Beat, BUT look at the diversity being represented tonight! This is absolutely incredible, and well deserved for John Legend. First nod and first win! And this acceptance speech is incredibly moving. The song sounded beautiful too.

BEST TV SERIES, DRAMA
House of Cards
Game of Thrones
The Good Wife
Downton Abbey
The Affair

This seems to be coming out of nowhere? I haven't heard anything about this show, but it looks really interesting. It must be at least a little good to win! I guess I'll see what the chatter says! I love to see completely unexpected winners. I was predicting House of Cards, despite not having seen it. I haven't seen any of these, though. As usual. I'm bad at TV watching. I'll catch up on them in a few years, since that's how I roll.

BEST ACTRESS IN A TV SERIES, DRAMA
Viola Davis - How to Get Away With Murder
Robin Wright - House of Cards
Julianna Margulies - The Good Wife
Ruth Wilson - The Affair
Claire Danes - Homeland

Again with this show! (Not that it's a bad thing, it sounds awesome. Also, Joshua Jackson. I'm already sold.) It's getting a lot of love, and it's always encouraging to see new shows recognised like that. I have got to see this!
Side note: Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are pretty much the best couple. Relationship goals, maybe. "Take your own helicopter home."

BEST ACTOR IN A TV SERIES, DRAMA
Kevin Spacey - House of Cards
Clive Owen - The Knick
James Spader - The Blacklist
Dominic West - The Affair
Liev Schreiber - Ray Donovan

I'm not entirely surprised, I have heard such incredible things about that show. Also, I'm super in love with Kevin Spacey and his work, so there's that! I can't BELIEVE he's never won before.
I'm not in any way surprised that he was bleeped. But after that super moving speech, almost in tears here.

BEST TV SERIES, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Orange Is the New Black
Silicon Valley
Transparent
Girls
Jane the Virgin

THAT is a surprise. But maybe it's only a surprise to me because I haven't heard anything about it. Which seems weird, because it seems to be groundbreaking. But I'm not sure what exactly it's about? Good for them! I LOVED, LOVED, LOVED that speech, dedicated to Leelah Alcorn and authenticity. Beautiful.

BEST ACTRESS IN A TV SERIES, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Veep
Taylor Schilling - Orange Is the New Black
Lena Dunham - Girls
Edie Falco - Nurse Jackie
Gina Rodriguez - Jane the Virgin

I have heard ONLY good things about this show, but it's incredible for her to win! (I'm not sure how new she is, but I don't think she was expecting to win.) I have got to watch this show, and she is so excited. I hear it's well deserved.

BEST ACTOR IN A TV SERIES, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Jeffrey Tambor - Transparent
Ricky Gervais - Derek
Louis C.K. - Louie
Don Cheadle - House of Lies
William H. Macy - Shameless* 

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin are burning EVERYTHING talking about how men aren't funny. Literally the best moment tonight, along with the Clooney joke. This is an incredible night for that.
And even bigger - Transparent is getting a lot of recognition! So, so important in this world. This is so special.


BEST TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES
True Detective
Fargo
The Normal Heart
Olive Kitteridge
The Missing

Oh, Jeremy Renner losing his place - priceless. -- I haven't seen this yet either - though I was pretty irked to hear they were remaking it, as that's one of my favourite films of all time - but I've heard it's pretty different and pretty great. I'm kind of sad to see The Normal Heart get snubbed, but I also kind of figured it would be. Frances McDormand does NOT look impressed, though. But maybe she's tired.

BEST ACTRESS IN A TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES
Frances McDormand - Olive Kitteridge
Maggie Gyllenhaal - The Honorable Woman
Jessica Lange - American Horror Story: Freak Show
Allison Tolman - Fargo
Frances O'Connor - The Missing

I haven't seeeeen this, I am such a fail. I've heard amazing things about Maggie's work in this series though. It sounds like an incredibly powerful role, and I can't wait to see it, though my love for Maggie makes me happy here.
I love her speech. She's incredible. The wealth of powerful roles for women lately has been amazing, and it's new, and it's happening, and this is important.

BEST ACTOR IN A TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES
Matthew McConaughey - True Detective
Billy Bob Thornton - Fargo
Woody Harrelson - True Detective
Mark Ruffalo - The Normal Heart
Martin Freeman - Fargo

Jennifer Lopez is very excited about Matthew McConaughey. JEREMY RENNER, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT HER GLOBES.
I do like Billy Bob Thornton as an actor - he seems really shady as a person, but apparently he's amazing.


BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR TV MOVIE
Kathy Bates - American Horror Story: Freak Show
Allison Janney - Mom
Uzo Aduba - Orange Is the New Black
Joanne Froggatt - Downton Abbey
Michelle Monaghan - True Detective

I have not seen Downton Abbey ever, so I really don't have an opinion. I do know that Uzo Aduba is incredible, and I do wish she had received recognition for portraying someone with a mental illness in such an astounding way. But I haven't seen Miss Froggatt, and have heard amazing things about her show, so I'm not as knowledgeable about this actress and win.


BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR TV MOVIE
Bill Murray - Olive Kitteridge
Matt Bomer - The Normal Heart
Jon Voight - Ray Donovan
Alan Cumming - The Good Wife
Colin Hanks - Fargo 

YAY! Some recognition for this story. I haven't seen it, but am familiar with the story. Matt Bomer looks so incredibly shocked and happy. So important.

THE CECIL B. DEMILLE AWARD
George Clooney

I love George Clooney a LOT. He is one of my favourite performers and one of my favourite people (well, people who I don't know). His work in humanitarian efforts is also something we shouldn't forget. Although, also, my mother was very, very disappointed that him on Facts of Life was not included in that tribute reel. But congratulations to Clooney - he is the epitome of class in Hollywood with this acceptance speech, too. The fact that he just thanked the talents we recently lost is also so important to me, and breaking my heart in the best way. And I KNEW he would mention what's happening, in Paris and around the world. He's incredible.

*On the Globes website, it does say Transparent under William H. Macy's name. However, seeing as he has never appeared in that show, the majority of people, and myself, are assuming it was a typo and meant to say Shameless. If I am incorrect, I will update this post with that information as soon as possible. UPDATE: I wasn't incorrect. It was for Shameless.

Again, I'm not seeing a lot of surprises. I am enjoying the love for Gone Girl, particularly Rosamund Pike. M'lady DESERVES it. Gillian Flynn also deserves it, and I'm excited to see the Best Director nod for David Fincher, although it wasn't a surprise. I am seeing a lot of nods for Grand Budapest, and though I wasn't a huge fan of the film, I can definitely see why, although again, nothing earth shattering. I'm still looking forward to the broadcast - because Tina and Amy are two badass, hilarious women. I can't wait to see what they come up with! 

There were a TON of surprises here tonight, actually. Good surprises, most of them. I can't entirely predict the Oscar race anymore! The Academy Awards nominees are announced on Thursday, January 15, and you better believe I'll have that post up ASAP. I don't know if I'll be liveblogging - I may be going to an Oscars party - but I'll be updating that post too! Thanks for starting out this awards season with me on the right foot! 

The Golden Globes, January 12, 2014 - Complete List

NOTE: Any comments made will have a time beside them and will be UNDER the list of nominees/winners! Winners will be bolded. Make sure to check my livetweet at twitter.com/annoying_dana.

BEST ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR TV MOVIE
Matt Damon - Behind the Candelabra
Chiewetel Ejiofor - Dancing on the Edge
Idris Elba - Luther
Al Pacino - Phil Spector
Michael Douglas - Behind the Candelabra

BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
Chiewetel Ejiofor - 12 Years a Slave
Matthew McConaughey - Dallas Buyers Club
Tom Hanks - Captain Phillips
Robert Redford - All Is Lost
Idris Elba - Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom

BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Bruce Dern - Nebraska
Leonardo DiCaprio - The Wolf of Wall Street
Christian Bale - American Hustle
Oscar Isaac - Inside Llewyn Davis
Joaquin Phoenix - Her

BEST ACTOR IN A TV SERIES, COMEDY
Jason Bateman - Arrested Development
Don Cheadle - House of Lies
Michael J. Fox - The Michael J. Fox Show
Jim Parsons - The Big Bang Theory
Andy Samberg - Brooklyn Nine-Nine

BEST ACTOR IN A TV SERIES, DRAMA
Bryan Cranston - Breaking Bad
Michael Sheen - Masters of Sex
Kevin Spacey - House of Cards
James Spader - The Blacklist
Liev Schreiber - Ray Donovan

BEST ACTRESS IN A MINISERIES OR TV MOVIE
Helena Bonham Carter - Burton and Taylor
Rebecca Ferguson - The White Queen
Jessica Lange - American Horror Story: Coven
Helen Mirren - Phil Spector
Elisabeth Moss - Top of the Lake

BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
Cate Blanchett - Blue Jasmine
Sandra Bullock - Gravity
Emma Thompson - Saving Mr. Banks
Judi Dench - Philomena
Kate Winslet - Labor Day

BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Meryl Streep - August: Osage County
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Enough Said
Amy Adams - American Hustle
Julie Delpy - Before Midnight
Greta Gerwig - Frances Ha

BEST ACTRESS IN A TV SERIES, COMEDY
Zooey Deschanel - New Girl
Lena Dunham - Girls
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Veep
Amy Poehler - Parks and Recreation
Edie Falco - Nurse Jackie

BEST ACTRESS IN A TV SERIES, DRAMA
Julianna Margulies - The Good Wife
Kerry Washington - Scandal
Tatiana Maslany - Orphan Black
Robin Wright - House of Cards
Taylor Schilling - Orange Is the New Black

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
Frozen
The Croods
Despicable Me 2

BEST DIRECTOR - MOTION PICTURE
Alfonso Cuaron - Gravity
Steve McQueen - 12 Years a Slave
David O. Russell - American Hustle
Paul Greengrass - Captain Phillips
Alexander Payne - Nebraska

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Blue Is the Warmest Color (France)
The Past (France)
The Hunt (Denmark)
The Wind Rises (Japan)
The Great Beauty (Italy)

BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
12 Years a Slave
Gravity
Captain Phillips
Rush
Philomena

BEST MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Nebraska
American Hustle
The Wolf of Wall Street
Inside Llewyn Davis
Her

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE - MOTION PICTURE
Steven Price - Gravity
John Williams - The Book Thief
Hans Zimmer - 12 Years a Slave
Alex Ebert - All Is Lost
Alex Heffes - Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom

BEST ORIGINAL SONG - MOTION PICTURE
Atlas - Hunger Games: Catching Fire (Chris Martin, Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion)
Let It Go - Frozen (Kristen Anderson-Lopez, Robert Lopez)
Ordinary Love - Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (Bono, Adam Clayton, The Edge, Larry Mullen Jr., Brian Burton)
Please Mr Kennedy - Inside Llewyn Davis (T-Bone Burnett, Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, Justin Timberlake, George Cromaty, Ed Rush)
Sweeter Than Fiction - One Chance (Jack Antonoff, Taylor Swift)

BEST SCREENPLAY - MOTION PICTURE
John Ridley - 12 Years a Slave
Bob Nelson - Nebraska
Eric Warren Singer and David O. Russell - American Hustle
Jeff Pope - Philomena
Spike Jonze - Her

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE
Michael Fassbender - 12 Years a Slave
Jared Leto - Dallas Buyers Club
Bradley Cooper - American Hustle
Daniel Bruhl - Rush
Barkhad Abdi - Captain Phillips

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR TV MOVIE
Rob Lowe - Behind the Candelabra
Josh Charles - The Good Wife
Aaron Paul - Breaking Bad
Corey Stoll - House of Cards
Jon Voight - Ray Donovan

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE
Lupita Nyong'o - 12 Years a Slave
Jennifer Lawrence - American Hustle
Julia Roberts - August: Osage County
June Squibb - Nebraska
Sally Hawkins - Blue Jasmine

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR TV MOVIE
Hayden Panetierre - Nashville
Jacqueline Bisset - Dancing on the Edge
Janet McTeer - The White Queen
Monica Potter - Parenthood
Sofia Vergara - Modern Family

BEST TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES
American Horror Story: Coven
Behind the Candelabra
Dancing on the Edge
Top of the Lake
The White Queen

BEST TV SERIES, COMEDY
The Big Bang Theory
Modern Family
Girls
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Parks and Recreation

BEST TV SERIES, DRAMA
Breaking Bad
Downton Abbey
House of Cards
Masters of Sex
The Good Wife

CECIL B. DEMILLE AWARD
Woody Allen

8:02pm Already loving Tina and Amy. These two women are some of the smartest and funniest women in Hollywood, if not THE smartest and funniest. Great shout out to Robert Redford too! Matt Damon's face is like, 'Uh oh.' He has a great sense of humour though.

8:03pm Loving Meryl's glasses. "Meryl Streep's over 60." ACCURATE. Still great parts for Meryl, mostly because she makes them great.

8:04pm "Explosion at the Wig Factory" would definitely make a GREAT alternate title for American Hustle. Also, focusing on Jennifer Lawrence as Amy Poehler is pretty phenomenal.

8:05pm Woody Allen is winning the Cecil B. DeMille award! "Award for tiniest man with the biggest glasses." Martin Scorsese won it a few years ago! And PRETTY GREAT George Clooney burn! ("He would rather float into space than spend another minute with a woman who's his age." PARAPHRASED.)

8:06pm Yes, shout out to Her. "Takes place in the not so distant future, which is good, since so does Joaquin Phoenix." Still beyond annoyed that Scarlett Johansson got no recognition for her role.

8:08pm Over 500 instances of swearing in Wolf of Wall Street, and I would have thought it was WAY more. And they carefully avoided any in-poor-taste jokes about 12 Years a Slave.

8:09pm Ladies, kick off your shoes, and men, try them on and see how terrible they are. Thank you, Amy Poehler. I wonder how long they're going to keep the weird Tom Hanks pronunciation going.

8:11pm CALLED IT. Could have said JLaw would get Best Supporting Actress. I love how shocked she is all the time. She's lovely, despite the lack of filter.

8:18pm Gotta love when Jacqueline Bisset swore. Don't be afraid to do that, although they were on top of their bleeping. She seemed extremely overwhelmed, but I will definitely have to see Dancing on the Edge to see where this win came from.

8:27pm Elisabeth Moss beats out Helen Mirren and Jessica Lange. This is amazing. This is a good indication for the rest of the award season!

8:28pm "It's me, the garbage man. Who forgot his glasses. Fantastic." Matt Damon is a great love of mine. What a cutie.

8:34pm How LONG did it take Tina and Amy to say those names with no stumbling or laughing? These women. I tell ya.

8:35pm I am loving this President of the HFP. "Bathroom break time for those at home." I love to recognise everyone who made these things, and things every day, happen.

8:36pm If you don't appreciate stage managers, production managers, production assistants - just imagine how AWKWARD it would have been if one of these integral backstage people hadn't handed Jonah Hill and Margo that piece of paper! Wrong teleprompter information helps no one!

8:47pm It's the real Philomena Lee! This is amazing! It's an extraordinary thing to show the person the film was based upon.

9:08pm Amy DESERVES this Globe for American Hustle. She was phenomenal, as always.

9:18pm I didn't really expect Tatiana to win. It would have been cool, but first time nomination against these seasoned actresses - it was unlikely. But it would have been awesome. Despite not having had a chance to watch Orphan Black.

9:19pm OH JIM. The Shia crack. So accurate, yet so heartbreaking. Shia has been saying...well, things. Lately. Oh dear.

9:23pm I haven't seen Dallas Buyers Club but I have heard spectacular things about it, particularly about Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto. They seem like iconic roles. I can't wait to see it, but I'm also happy to see Jared get some recognition. He is super talented.

9:30pm Emma Thompson is literally one of the most talented women out there right now. She can be hilarious and also beautifully intense. But I think people often forget how absolutely fall on the floor hilarious she can be, and I'm glad to see it in evidence with that whole shoe bit tonight. So wonderful. And Spike Jonze wins Best Screenplay for Her, and if you've seen it - you get it.

9:37pm I just saw Matt Damon and Ben Affleck together. They still look to be great friends. Which is obvious. I just really love their partnerships. They play so well off of each other, and they work and create amazing things together. I occasionally go through phases of not being able to get enough of them. It's always nice to see long lasting friendships, as well as long lasting marriages.

11pm And that marks the end of another Golden Globes broadcast! (And it shockingly ended on time.) I noticed a ton of outrage over the fact that 12 Years a Slave got so little recognition. The actual swearing I saw when Matthew McConaughey won for Best Actor was actually surprising. But I haven't seen Dallas Buyers Club or 12 Years a Slave, so I can't pass real judgement on whether or not one of them should have won over the other. But this was...well, this was an experience. Nothing too crazy happened, a lot of people seemed pretty darn drunk, and it gives a relatively good indication of who is likely to win the Oscars. I will be taking some time off to do this whole liveblogging and livetweeting thing again on March 2nd, for sure, for the Academy Awards! See you then.